They're my homies! While the rest of you losers are getting one pudding im getting two for the same price!!! What now snitches!! But today they pushed the wrong button! OHHHHH MAN did the MAN push it. i got there in time got my lunch. thanked all the lunch ladies for their hard work and gave them all nice smiles. because you know what every one deserves a smile. the lunch ladies are hard working people there to serve us food. so show a little respect! Or at least that's how i used to feel. to day on this o so special ocation. i got my lunch and thanked them all like i said before. Although this time when i went to pay. She looked at me and said "where is your fruit or vegetable". I happily looked at her and said "im not hungry for any thanks. If i took a fruit or vegetable i will probably just throw it away". Lunch lady "i don't care you ether take a fruit or vegetable or i charge you for not having one!" (apperently there is some sort of school rule that you have to have a fruit or vegetable you have no choice!) Me thinking "wholly effing crap lady its me dont you remember me the one that makes all your guys's day a bit easier, and here you are threatening me!" Me talking "do you know how much food is waisted in america, about 50%!!! i dont want to be apart of the problem but rather the solution!!" Lunch lady "well looks like im going to charge you for it then." at that point i saw there was no way around it but to grab a stinking vegetable cup. and i was also holding up the line. so i grabbed my vegetable cup got my self some milk (chocolate of course) and bought the dang lunch. but i didnt take my vegtibles with me. OHHH No I didn't o yes i did!! I looked at her, sat my vegetables on the table and left it there for her to clean up! WHAT UP NOW SNITCHES! ahhhhhh yeah. i know that was a little anti climatic. but the truth is. i hate waisting food. so i left it there for her to snack on. Poop face lunch lady.
S.I.T.T.M.
-Moby
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